The reward 2

25 inch mackerel, biggest of the day.

The reward 1

16 inch mackerel

Fishing

Another day on the pier.

Eyes

They are eye drops called blink. Its just fancy saline solution.

If

If only this monkey was smoking.

Houston traffic

If you dont like traffic, might I suggest another city.

Food

Yes its a peach.

Pizza

Dinner is served.

Yes

Thats right, chocolate milk

Tape

Aparently my tape dispencer is too dusty for some in the office.